{"title":"Honest Parent Collection","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"531\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eParenting is beautiful.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eParenting is rewarding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eParenting is magical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eParenting is also occasionally standing in the kitchen at 9:17 PM wondering how a creature that shares your DNA managed to put peanut butter on the ceiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"990\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eHonest Parent Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e from Whimsy Unhinged — a collection of heartfelt gifts, jewelry message cards, mugs, keepsakes, and unapologetically truthful sentiments for the people doing their best while making most of it up as they go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eThese designs celebrate the side of family life that rarely makes it onto inspirational wall signs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"u9v4k6\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003equestionable decision-making\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sq56mm\" data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003echaotic milestones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3h7scw\" data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003einherited sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eqm6wt\" data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eunconditional love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3lrlhr\" data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003esuspicious levels of confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1q34453\" data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eand stories that somehow become funnier every year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1274\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003eFeaturing cozy cottagecore artwork, charming woodland companions, and messages that manage to be heartfelt and mildly concerning at exactly the same time, the Honest Parent Collection is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1j36nas\" data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003emoms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1j3dfp6\" data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003edads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1j3qavd\" data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003esons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9owtc7\" data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1507\"\u003edaughters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1viho60\" data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003estep-parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pvm92x\" data-start=\"1523\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003egrandparents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"63tpwd\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003ebonus families\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bufqzq\" data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003eexhausted caregivers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"121p7tu\" data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003eand anyone who has ever uttered the phrase:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1652\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1627\" data-end=\"1652\"\u003e\"Please don't lick that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1654\" data-end=\"1687\"\u003ePerfect for anyone searching for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ip65hm\" data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1711\"\u003efunny gifts for moms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ioux6s\" data-start=\"1712\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003efunny gifts for dads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"854jc7\" data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003esentimental gifts for sons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14lszu1\" data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003esentimental gifts for daughters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9rxosi\" data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003eunique family gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"e7wldg\" data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003epersonalized jewelry message cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19dsc4x\" data-start=\"1857\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003efunny parent gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"r8yo1y\" data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003eMother's Day gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pnf3hf\" data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1919\"\u003eFather's Day gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4enxj2\" data-start=\"1920\" data-end=\"1936\"\u003egifts from mom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4enq7k\" data-start=\"1937\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003egifts from dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"s69ylg\" data-start=\"1954\" data-end=\"1976\"\u003emeaningful keepsakes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"12tfg9h\" data-start=\"1977\" data-end=\"2000\"\u003ehumorous family gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tduwdw\" data-start=\"2001\" data-end=\"2028\"\u003esarcastic parenting gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4nrx1q\" data-start=\"2029\" data-end=\"2060\"\u003egifts for difficult teenagers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jnzjt3\" data-start=\"2061\" data-end=\"2087\"\u003egifts for adult children\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lly8ra\" data-start=\"2088\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003efunny coffee mugs for parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2121\" data-end=\"2155\"\u003eBecause love isn't always elegant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2157\" data-end=\"2279\"\u003eSometimes love is helping someone navigate life while quietly wondering who approved them for independent decision-making.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2431\"\u003eSometimes it's watching your children ignore excellent advice, survive entirely on confidence, and somehow turn terrible ideas into excellent stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2433\" data-end=\"2464\"\u003eMostly, it's showing up anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2466\" data-end=\"2535\"\u003eAnd occasionally keeping receipts for future \"I told you so\" moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2579\"\u003eBecause family doesn't have to be perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2581\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003eIt just has to be 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